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            <title><![CDATA[40-Year-Old Fridget Still Waiting For &#039;Mr Right&#039;]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Mary Lynch is still hoping on hope that she will eventually meet the man of her dreams before she takes the ultimate step and loses her frigidity.]]></description>
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                                    Mary Lynch is still hoping on hope that she will eventually meet the man of her dreams before she takes the ultimate step and loses her frigidity.
                
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            <title><![CDATA[Thousands Nationwide Brace Themselves For &#039;Wet February&#039;]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[As January slowly draws to a close people up and down the country are gearing up to hit the ground running on &#039;Wet February&#039;.]]></description>
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                                    As January slowly draws to a close people up and down the country are gearing up to hit the ground running on 'Wet February'.
                
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            <title><![CDATA[Tragic Scenes As Family Resorts To Eating Bountys From Celebrations Box]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2018 12:23:40 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[There were solemn scenes Wexford as a family had to resort to eating the leftover Bounty bars from the Christmas Celebrations box.]]></description>
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                                    There were solemn scenes Wexford as a family had to resort to eating the leftover Bounty bars from the Christmas Celebrations box.
                
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            <title><![CDATA[Maynooth University To Roll Out &#039;Emojis As A Foreign Language&#039; Degree]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2018 08:30:28 +0100</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[Maynooth University is staying ahead of the curve with the news it is set to unveil Ireland&#039;s first dedicated emojis degree course.]]></description>
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                                    Maynooth University is staying ahead of the curve with the news it is set to unveil Ireland's first dedicated emojis degree course.
                
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            <title><![CDATA[UCC Student Takes Housemate To Court Over Theft Of &#039;Last Of The Milk&#039;]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2018 10:00:13 +0100</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[Third year UCC music student Raymond Burke is suing his housemate Ellen Tierney for the stealing of &#039;the last of the milk&#039;.]]></description>
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                                    Third year UCC music student Raymond Burke is suing his housemate Ellen Tierney for the stealing of 'the last of the milk'.
                
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            <title><![CDATA[Thousands Of Worshippers Offer Up Their Shirts To The Sun-God]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:29:16 +0100</pubDate>
            <dc:creator><![CDATA[Eoin Lyons]]></dc:creator>
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            <description><![CDATA[A brief spell of sunny weather has seen thousands of punters offer up their shirts and t-shirts as a sacrifice to the benevolent and all knowing sun god.]]></description>
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                                    A brief spell of sunny weather has seen thousands of punters offer up their shirts and t-shirts as a sacrifice to the benevolent and all knowing sun god.
                
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            <title><![CDATA[Facebook Stalker Ordered To Stay 500 Posts From Victim At All Times]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2018 18:52:21 +0000</pubDate>
            <dc:creator><![CDATA[Eoin Lyons]]></dc:creator>
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            <description><![CDATA[A Facebook stalker was today served with a digital restraining order in which she has to maintain a distance of 500 posts from Maurice Canning at all times.]]></description>
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                                    A Facebook stalker was today served with a digital restraining order in which she has to maintain a distance of 500 posts from Maurice Canning at all times.
                
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            <title><![CDATA[Met Éireann Issue &#039;Town Will Be Jammers&#039; Warning For 32 Counties Ahead Of New Year&#039;s Eve]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 30 Dec 2017 16:04:11 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[Met Éireann have informed the Irish public that &#039;Town Will Be Jammers&#039; across the 32 counties on the island this New Year&#039;s Eve.]]></description>
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                                    Met Éireann have informed the Irish public that 'Town Will Be Jammers' across the 32 counties on the island this New Year's Eve.
                
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            <title><![CDATA[6 Simple Steps To Becoming A Model]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2014 15:01:28 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Government Crackdown On YouTube Induced Hallucinations]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 14 Oct 2013 10:49:22 +0100</pubDate>
            <dc:creator><![CDATA[Mikey Andreasson]]></dc:creator>
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