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23 Things You Should Never Say To Someone Whose Been Dumped

23 Things You Should Never Say To Someone Whose Been Dumped

Don't make the poor girl lose a boyfriend and a friend all in the same day. Tread with caution when approaching the subject of being dumped.

1. Are you OK?

...Just peachy

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2. I Never Liked Him Anyway

...Well I'm not his number one fan at the moment either

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3. But He's So Lovely

... Really?

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4. Is There No Way You'd Get Back Together?

... False hope. Just what I need.

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5. Is It Just A Break?

... What did I just say?

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6. Did He Cheat?

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7. D'Ya Think You Have an S.T.D?

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...Well now I do.

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8. Imagine if You Found Out You Were Pregnant Now!

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9. I Kinda Saw This Coming

... Well aren't you a fucking detective. Thanks for the heads up.

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10. Plenty of Fish in the Sea!

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11. If I were you...

...I really couldn't care at this moment in time.

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12. How is He?

...I don't give a flying fuck.

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13. Can I Still Be Friends With Him?

...Now is not the time

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14. Time is a Great Healer

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15. Can I have their number?

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16. Was it Something You Did?

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... There are no words.

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17. I Don't Know What I Would Do If I Were You

...I don't need to know how great your life is right now.

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18. You Were Too Good For Him Anyway

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...So now I can't even get someone who's punching above their weight to stay with me

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19. This is Just Like Carrie and Big in Sex and the City

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20. Do You Think There's Someone Else?

...Do you want to see me cry?

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21. You Must Feel Like Shit Right Now?

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22. It's Just Like This One Time...

This isn't about you!!!

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23. Coppers?

... Ya go on then.

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Bronagh Flynn
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An English major in the University of Limerick. This country bumpkin may claim she spends her days reading 'War and Peace', contemplating life when in fact she is re-watching episodes of Girls in her quest to becoming a somewhat respectable member of society. An old man at heart, she loves a whiskey on the rocks and over packed clubs give her nightmares.

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