Instagram is a magical place where you can instantly make yourself look cooler. All my life I've tried to look at the world through rose tinted glasses and with Instagram, I can actually do this. Unlike Facebook where you will more then likely get a rake of abuse if you throw up one or two selfies, on Instagram you can use as many annoying hashtags as you like and you can show everyone how wonderful your life is. But what type of Instagram user are you?
16. The White Girl Instagram
Starbucks, San Pellegrino, Cocktails. Every beverage they have ever drank is on their Instagram account while you're sitting at home drinking your tea from a chipped mug.
15. I Like To Eat Out On Occasion
14. The Chef
Advertisement
Unlike the person who eats out, this person has slaved away in the kitchen to produce a meal of X-Pro-II quality as you sit there eating your pot noodle. They deserve to make you jealous and have their meal praised.
13. The Photographer
12. The Selfie
If you take a selfie that's absolutely no problem, I love a good selfie when I'm feeling blue. But pointless #sohungover doesn't help. Having filtered the shit out of the picture, the last thing you look is hungover.
Advertisement
11. The Quote Guy
A quote, written in front of a sunset, filtered on Instagram. This person is really deep and pensive.
10. The Gym Guy
#believe, #fit #dontgiveashit
Advertisement
9. The Stoner
8. The Typical Girl
Everything deserves to be Instagrammed. Hanging out with your friends, your new copy of glamour, the cute ice-cream cone you got, your new bed sheets. Just everything.
Advertisement
7. I Have So Many Friends
#livinglife #<3mygals #besties4lyf... Met them a week ago.
6. The Fashionista
They can't be arsed to set up a blog so this way they can still try and make the big times.
Advertisement
5. The Annoying Loved Up Couple
4. The Globe Trotter
They know how to do Instagram right. They make you incredibly jealous of their lives and rightly so.
Advertisement
3. The Concert Guy
These guys also make you incredibly jealous as they go around and attend all the gigs you want to go to.
2. The Hipster
Instagram was theirs. It was their little mainstream hovel that they used 'ironically'. We ruined it for them. It's no longer arty to just put your grande, extra hot soy with extra hot foam picture on Instagram anymore. We have completely ruined it for them and I couldn't be happier.
1. The One Who Doesn't Really Understand
They downloaded the app because they hear it's where you pretend you're kind of cultured. They've taken a picture or two but it's the next step that baffles them. Why are there so many filters to choose from. Vignette? What the fuck is Vignette?
