Say what you want about the music, but if these music videos don't give a good, firm stiffy, it's probably because you have no soul. For your viewing pleasure, we've thrown together what we think are the Sexiest Music Videos of all time. Enjoy!
1) Robin Thicke ft. T.I. Pharrell - Blurred Lines
We've all seen this one right? For a good time, call naked ladies
2) Nikki Minaj - Anaconda
In this video, Nikki shows off her impressive ass....eh
3) Sean Paul - She Doesn't Mind
These girls make the process of checking in at the airport an intensely erotic experience.
4) Nelly - Hot In Herre
It's hot enough that they're all dancing around in a club, but then the clothes start coming off and the grinding begins!
5) Shakira ft. Rihanna - Can't Remember To Forget You
Shakira. Just Shakira, any of her videos could have made it on here!
6) Bruno Mars - Gorilla
Catchy enough tune, but while Bruno is belting on, there's a hot girl, giving it her all on stage.
7) Nicole Scherzinger - Whatever U Like
All alone in an abandoned warehouse, Nicole lets loose and shakes it pretty wild. Those skimpy bikinis...
8) Chris Isaak - Wicked Game
Yes, he's topless in this video.....but so is supermodel Helena Christensen, so it's a fair trade.
9) Beyoncè - Drunk In Love
Easily the hottest Beyoncè music video out there, it doesn't feature a tightly choreographed dance scene, as in her other videos. Instead, she just cuts it loose, writhing around on the floor in some very, very skimpy outfits.
10) Jennifer Lopez ft. Iggy Azalea - Booty
This song lives up to its title in a big way. Imagine The Bump, but if it was Rated R. R for rubbing. Lots of it...
11) Britney Spears - Slave For You
We could have gone for the traditional Whoops, I Did It Again here, but frankly, this song tops the classic. Instead of indulging in a schoolgirl fantasy, it's just hot and sweaty sex appeal, as Britney is forced to dance for a crowd of sneering guys.
12) t.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said
This catchy tune is coupled by a pair of girls, battling it out behind a chain link fence in the rain. And by battling, we don't necessarily mean fighting.
13) Eric Prydz - Call On Me
An immortalized classic. It's Like watching the female American Gladiators, this just features a bunch of extremely hot girls doing some very lunging, stretching exercises.
14) Benny Bennasi - Satisfaction
Ever needed a shed built in a hurry? Don't call these girls, because they do a lot of slow motion building. The jackhammer in particular is very slow-moving.
15) Christina Aguilera - Dirrty
Whatever you might think of her now, Christina Aquilera showed off some pretty sexy moves in this video, breaking out some serious hip action in a nightclub.
16) Usher - Trading Places
Usher shows that he still has it with the ladies by slowly seducing a simply stunning girl and eventually fooling around in bed, where she shows off some gorgeous curves.
17) Katy Perry - California Girls
Katy Perry delivers a little bit of heaven here, by giving us a music video that dreams are made of. The busty singer rolls around in the clouds wearing....well, a cloud. Sometimes.
18) Rihanna - Pour It Up
Rihanna, being Rihanna, likes to make a scene, and this music video grabbed a lot of people's attention with its stripper theme. Who's complaining?