The Sexiest Music Videos You'll Ever See...

Say what you want about the music, but if these music videos don't give a good, firm stiffy, it's probably because you have no soul. For your viewing pleasure, we've thrown together what we think are the Sexiest Music Videos of all time. Enjoy!

1) Robin Thicke ft. T.I. Pharrell - Blurred Lines 

We've all seen this one right? For a good time, call naked ladies

2) Nikki Minaj - Anaconda


In this video, Nikki shows off her impressive ass....eh

3) Sean Paul - She Doesn't Mind

These girls make the process of checking in at the airport an intensely erotic experience.


4) Nelly - Hot In Herre

It's hot enough that they're all dancing around in a club, but then the clothes start coming off and the grinding begins!

5) Shakira ft. Rihanna - Can't Remember To Forget You


Shakira. Just Shakira, any of her videos could have made it on here!

6) Bruno Mars - Gorilla

Catchy enough tune, but while Bruno is belting on, there's a hot girl, giving it her all on stage.


7) Nicole Scherzinger - Whatever U Like

All alone in an abandoned warehouse, Nicole lets loose and shakes it pretty wild. Those skimpy bikinis...

8) Chris Isaak - Wicked Game


Yes, he's topless in this video.....but so is supermodel Helena Christensen, so it's a fair trade.

9) Beyoncè - Drunk In Love

Easily the hottest Beyoncè music video out there, it doesn't feature a tightly choreographed dance scene, as in her other videos. Instead, she just cuts it loose, writhing around on the floor in some very, very skimpy outfits.


10) Jennifer Lopez ft. Iggy Azalea - Booty

This song lives up to its title in a big way. Imagine The Bump, but if it was Rated R. R for rubbing. Lots of it...

11) Britney Spears - Slave For You


We could have gone for the traditional Whoops, I Did It Again here, but frankly, this song tops the classic. Instead of indulging in a schoolgirl fantasy, it's just hot and sweaty sex appeal, as Britney is forced to dance for a crowd of sneering guys.

12) t.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said

This catchy tune is coupled by a pair of girls, battling it out behind a chain link fence in the rain. And by battling, we don't necessarily mean fighting.


13) Eric Prydz - Call On Me

An immortalized classic. It's Like watching the female American Gladiators, this just features a bunch of extremely hot girls doing some very lunging, stretching exercises.

14) Benny Bennasi - Satisfaction


Ever needed a shed built in a hurry? Don't call these girls, because they do a lot of slow motion building. The jackhammer in particular is very slow-moving.

15) Christina Aguilera - Dirrty

Whatever you might think of her now, Christina Aquilera showed off some pretty sexy moves in this video, breaking out some serious hip action in a nightclub.


16) Usher - Trading Places

Usher shows that he still has it with the ladies by slowly seducing a simply stunning girl and eventually fooling around in bed, where she shows off some gorgeous curves.

17) Katy Perry - California Girls


Katy Perry delivers a little bit of heaven here, by giving us a music video that dreams are made of. The busty singer rolls around in the clouds wearing....well, a cloud. Sometimes.

18) Rihanna - Pour It Up

Rihanna, being Rihanna, likes to make a scene, and this music video grabbed a lot of people's attention with its stripper theme. Who's complaining?

Stephen Hill
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I like everything everything that was big in the 80's: Meatloaf power ballads, video games with swords and dragons, cartoons about anthropomorphic animals solving crimes and movies with Bill Murray in them. I know nothing about any sports, with the exception of Quidditch. I'm also fond of tea, the occasional custard cream and support the Browncoats
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