The Most Pathetic Mother's Day Gifts Of All Time

It's Mother's Day this Sunday and as always, you've probably haven't gotten her anything. Your siblings are just as bad as you and you've probably decided to make her a card on Microsoft paint.

We've decided to round up the most pathetic Mother's Day gifts of all time, so you know what not to get her. If you think you're a bad child there are some people out there who are much, much worse. Here's a list of Mother's Day presents to avoid like the plague.

1. A vacuum cleaner

2. Flowers you picked from the garden

3. A foot scraper

4. A cordless house phone

5. A Sky Sports package

6. An extension cord

7. A mug saying 'Best Grandma', when she's not a grandmother

8. A pair of Spanx

9. A face mask

10. Beard oil

11. Impulse body spray

12. A Walkman disc player

13. A bag of expired Maltesers from Dealz

14. Odd socks

15. A Slimming World membership

16. A cardboard cut out of Katie Hopkins

17. Incontinence pads

18. Denture glue

19. A bottle of Buckfast

20. 8-inch pink stripper heels

21. A football

22. A 12 pack of all red biros

23. Febreeze

24. A pet rat named Alfonzo

25. A purple tester lipstick

26. A parenting book

27. Making her wedding dress into a table cloth

 

 

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