You have been blessed by God with your well-endowed rack, but having big boobs isn't always what it's cracked up to be. Here are twelve things only girls with big boobs will understand;
1) Shopping at Victoria's Secret is basically out of the question.
If you're bigger than a D, don't expect to find anything to buy apart from lipgloss. Accept this and move on.
2) Finding the right size is an Olympic event.
Every bra you find that may be in any way suitable for your age is not in your size. A cold hard fact that I resent every time.
3) Men take longer to find our face.
Hello, you very friendly man. I'm up here. My eyes would like some attention some too, believe it or not.
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4) Not wearing a bra out can be a dangerous and risky experience.
You want to wear your new backless dress out, but what happens if you get drunk and one falls out? Is it worth the risk? Can you take that chance? Only time will tell....
5) Taking our bra off feels amazing.
Best. Feeling. Ever. Especially after a hard day a la college. Goodbye boob crushing harness, hello freedom. Shake, shake.
6) I have the fear that my boobs will hit the floor before I'm 30.
Gravity is a bitch, kids. Wear the right sized bra and the world will be your oyster. That and your tits will remain perky.
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7) Running unexpectedly can be terrifying.
Oh shit, there's my bus. Hold on tight girls, you're in for a rough ride.
8) Tight buttoned shirts were not made for big boobed ladies.
This gaping hole in my shirt is by no means acceptable for college. Or for the general public. Or for my own eyes, for that matter.
9) Underwiring can attack at any time.
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This sharp jab in your side will only induce panic and a lot of wriggling about. Don't worry, you're not being stabbed. Oh wait, you are actually.
10) There's no chance a push up bra is ever an option without looking ridiculous.
Only worth doing if I want to suffocate myself with my own chest, rest my chin in my boobs or give my head an instant pillow.
11) Strapless dresses are like dicing with death.
If you want to spend your entire night worrying about whether you're falling out of your dress, then go ahead. But unless it's made of rubber, it isn't worth it, believe me.
12) You have to buy your bikini parts separately.
You genuinely think that there's no way that this bikini set could fit anyone, ever. You hastily search for a set that has been torn apart so that you can mix and match your sizes. It's ever so slightly biased that people assume tiny tops should go with tiny bottoms. Biased, I tell you.
