The 11 Types of Tourist You'll Definitely See This Paddy's Day
We all love going somewhere new, exploring the unknown and taking some good selfies. Sometime though there are those who take these things to new extremes or are too extra and can make us all feel a little pissed off. Here are some examples of annoying tourists you'll find celebrating St. Patrick's Day this week:
1). They'll be carrying selfie sticks that'll hit you in the face
2). They'll be holding giant maps that block the entire sun
3). They'll be asking for directions when you're on the phone and they won't speak fluent English
4). You'll give them directions and they'll look at you like you don't know anything
5). You'll see someone in an umbrella hat
6). They'll be on Dublin Bus with 4,000 bags and blocking all emergency exits
7). They'll be asking you to take photos of them and their family at a random spot and then getting you to retake them 'cause they're not impressed #bitchbetterhavemymoney #aintnobodygottimeforthat
8). There'll be one that holds the flag to lead the group
9). You'll see small populations congregating around popular statues
10). There'll be a rowdy stag that everyone will want to shut the eff up
11). They'll be holding up the queue in the bar 'cause they're asking the price of every drink #scabby
Let us all remain calm.