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WARNING NSFW: Trump Troll Doll Has Been Made And You're Gonna Scream

How do you take a super villain and troll and and turn him into, well, a toy troll? This genius did just the thing. They need some lifetime award for good services to humanity. Here's the Donald Trump doll telling you all about himself.

"I'm the biggest troll you'll ever see. No troll is bigger than me. You know it. I know it. My ex wives know it.  America knows it".

"Pussies love me. My wife loves me. Everybody loves me ".

"My anaconda dope. Nicki knows it. I know it. You know it. My hair is real".

These wondeful dolls were created by a sculptor who worked for Disney. If you'd like your own Trump doll you can order yours now on Kickstarter.

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