29 Things You'll Know To Be True If You've Ever Lived On A College Campus
Living on campus can be a dream. You're right beside your classes, your friends are always nearby, you're always near a good session and you don't have to worry about library fines for short loans 'cause you're a stones throw away from the library. Then there's the other side to living on campus that is worse than Mike Myers chasing you through a meat packing factory. Here's 29 things you'll know to be true if you've ever lived on campus:
1. You'd sneak people into your apartment past campus security
2. You had to let your friends sleep in your car cause nobody wanted a fine for having an "overnight guest"
3. Waking up in someone else's apartment that wasn't yours was a regular occurrence but at least you didn't have to suffer a lengthy walk of shame
4. Having a one night stand with the guy/girl that lived next door and then bumping into them every single day
5. Stealing your friends underwear
6. Calling home 'cause your roommates were pissing you off
7. Leaving the oven door open when you were cooking 'cause you were freezing and couldn't afford heating
8. Waking up in a shopping trolley at your front door
9. Random garden sessions that would lead to all night parties that would ruin your golden week(s)
10. Being able to leave your house 30 seconds before your lecture but deciding it was a better idea to just stay in bed
11. Joining as many societies as possible so you could go to weekly events to get free food and drink #poor
12. There was always that housemate who had a list of rules that if you broke them it would result in you losing your life or reputation
13. Building furniture from beer bottles and wooden palettes
14. Skipping lectures and going to the student bar
15. Constantly having no food in the fridge
16. Being friends with that person who always shared their food
17. Going to the library to watch your shows 'cause it was warmer than your gaff
18. Living with that housemate who stole all the food
19. Never having clean clothes 'cause you can't dry them anywhere in that "cold damp house"
20. Hearing your roommate riding someone in the next room
21. Living with someone who never went to any of their lectures but they still managed to pass college
22. Waking up with permanent marker all over your face and not having time to wash it off
23. Having no milk for the tae 'cause someone used it all
24. Those scummy mugs with mould sitting in peoples rooms for weeks
25. Someone clogging up the drains with their long matted hair
26. Using washing up liquid to wash yourself 'cause someone used all your toiletries
27. Robbing toilet paper from the college bathrooms 'cause you're so broke
28. Living with that person who is always drunk
29. Finding mould in the house 'cause you can't afford to turn the heating on
In recollection, maybe they weren't the best of times...