Jesus & Mary Magdalene Interviewed on 'This Morning'

Praise Jesus! So there we have it, he exists after all.

Yes the main man himself, Jesus H. Christ was interviewed with his missus Mary Magdalene on ITV's This Morning, answering all manner of questions from which 'coming' was more difficult, what we should call him (you can call him A.J.), and whether he can perform actual miracles.

What's most shocking of all is the revelation (see what I did there?) that his turning water into wine back in the old days was only a myth, and he's yet to re-develop his super miracle powers in this 'coming'. We wait with baited breath for him to turn Dutch Gold into Heineken in the near future.

Enjoy the video!