11 Things We've All Said To Nightclub Attendants

Nightclub attendants are the beacon of hope in every night out. Whenever you think your night can't get any worse, there they are with a sheet of paper and a lollipop, ready to listen to your life story and your relationship struggles. We love them and we'd be lost without them. Here are eleven things we've all said to nightclub attendants: (PS: I'm so sorry guys...)

1) You've actually saved my life right now.

2) Can I pay you back next time?

3) Have I seen you in here before? I'm about 79% sure that I have.

4) Do you remember me? I remember you!

5) Oh my God, I'm having such a shit night. Want to hear all about it? Ok.

6) Guys are such assholes, amirightorwhat?

7) Can I have a lollipop please? Thank you SO much.

8) You're my favourite bathroom lady of all time, just don't tell the other bathroom ladies I said that.

9) I'll be back in later Hun.

10) Here, this is all the change I have please take everything I have and I love you. Never forget that.

11) No, it's fine, keep it all, keep me too, if you'd like.