Have You Lost Weight? 16 Of The Best Backhanded Compliments...

Girls are talented at many things. Applying miniature spiders to their eyes, acting coy at the bar, being really two faced. Where a girls real talent lie though is in giving back handed, shitty, 'kind of but not really' compliments. Here are 16 of them;

1) Oh my god you're so brave to eat bread. Carbs hate me.

2) I love your dress, I wish I could wear something as short as that.

3) You're well able to drink, aren't you?

4) I love how you rarely get any likes on your daily statuses, but you don't let that stop you from posting six times a day anyway.

5) Wow, your hair is so bright/ short/ different. Suits you.

6) You're hungry again? What an appetite.

7) You look really pretty in your selfies. It almost doesn't look like you.

8) Your boyfriend looks really like your ex.

9) She has a really...interesting face.

10) Your outfit is so unusual. I couldn't wear it, but you pull it off.

11) You've changed so much. You look great now!

12) Your 'job' sounds fun, but wait until you get a real job.

13) You're in college? Didn't see that coming...

14) How was your little exam thing today?

15) I actually barely noticed your spots until you mentioned them.

16) You're not fat. Curves are in now anyway.