17 Stupid Sh*tty Lies We Tell Ourselves Are Possible

No matter what what anyone says, you keep convincing yourself these things are do-able but in reality they really aren't...

1.  'I can totally make it up those stairs in these heels'

2. 'Mam I don't need a coat , it's grand I have my hoody'

3.' I look good in the gym'

4. 'I'll have a salad for lunch and that'll fill me'

5. 'That's the last take away I have for ages'

6. ' I can cram a whole year long module course in 2 hours if I go to the library the night before the exam'

7. 'Studying with friends will be productive' 

8. 'This protein shake will turn me into Dwayne Johnson'

9. 'They promised they'd delete that snapchat of me and they will...'

10. 'Imma look like miranda Kerr on the Victorias Secret  show if I buy marginally decent underwear'

11. 'Maybe if I start lifting all the b*tches will want me then?'

12. 'Getting friendly with your tutorial teacher or lecturer will make them pity you whilst marking exams' 

13.  'I will not be a horrible prick to my younger sibling/cousins'

14.  'Studying with music is so soothing and really gets me in the zone. It blocks out everything' * 

*including my  ability to study

15. 'I look good coming out of water ..'

16.  'Their are healthy options in the student bar, so I won't have to cook dinner'

17. 'YOLO'