It's 2016 Already: 31 Things That Need To Be Invented For Girls

We already have so much; pants that suck you in, hair straighteners and curlers, birth control. But there is so much more that we want and deserve, Goddamit. Scientists better get cracking because here are 31 things us girls need to be invented, right now!

1) Shampoo that makes your hair straight instantly.

2) Shampoo that makes your hair curly instantly.

3) Tampons and pads that make no noise when opening.

4) Nail varnish that never, ever chips without a topcoat.

5) Hair removal cream that's permanent.

6) Painless piercings, all over.

7) A tiny vacuum that follows you around and sucks up your hairs all day long.

8) A super bra that fits you perfectly (with invisible straps) and no discomfort.

9) Thongs that aren't painful or expensive.

10) Calorie free pizza, chocolate, waffles, cake, EVERYTHING.

11) Clothes that acclimatise to suit the weather.

12) Jeans that never need to be pulled up, they sit just so.

13) One pair of super comfortable heels that morph into different colours, sizes, heights.

14) Hair dye that doesn't smell like crap.

15) Non-smudge makeup, through rain, sweat, alcohol, whatever.

16) Comfy underwear that doesn't show any lines, whatsoever.

17) An app that alerts you when there's something on your face.

18) Or if your hair has gone seriously wrong.

19) A free period hamper every month (including chocolate, pads, painkillers etc.) Seriously, can this be a thing please?

20) Warm summer shoes that won't make you sweat either.

21) Necklaces that never tangle together.

22) Tights that never snag or rip, no matter what happens.

23) A 7-minute ab workout that actually works.

24) Shampoo that stops your hair getting messed up in the wind.

25) Healthy food that actually tastes really good.

26) Phone batteries that never, ever die.

27) Teleportation, of any form.

28) A suitcase like Mary Poppins' bag.

29) Shoes that don't give you blisters.

30) An app that tells you who's been Facebook stalking you.

31) White t-shirts that aren't see-through when wet.