21 Signs You Were A Child Of The 90's...
1. You miss Fat Frogs
...every god damn sunny day.
2. Runners that lit up...
LIT UP were pretty much the coolest things ever.
3. You cruised around the park
...in a pair of FX1s, FX2s, FX3’s or FX4’s
4. GO HOME ROGER!
5. Goosebumps books...
were the scariest literature around.
6. Angelica Pickles
...was a sadistic bitch…and Chucky had OCD
7. Push Pops...
They made your fingers wet and sticky but they were delicious.
8. The NOW compilation cd’s
...were all the music you needed in life
9. Who loves Orange soda?
....I do I do I do I do I do oooooh
10. British Bulldogs and Tip The Can
...required speed, agility and strategy. Spin the bottle required balls and chewing gum.
11. How could they KILL Mufasa
...it STILL doesn’t make sense
12. You fancied one of the following;
Kelly Kapowski, Aladdin, Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Christina Agulaira, Zack Morris, any of Westlife, Rachael Green from Friends, Jessica Rabbit , The Beast or Simba (no? …..just me then?)
13. You loved beanie babies
...or you got given them for Christmas and Birthdays… either way you had a shit load
14. Lunchables
...thanks for the plastic cheese and that circular thing that has no resemblance to ham……delicious.
15. You succumbed to at least one of these trends;
Tear away pants (poppers right up to the waistline), slap bracelets (they actually kind of hurt…), Umbro shorts, runners, jacket or schoolbag; O’Neill’s in navy, black, or white; a friendship necklace (best friends forever); A tattoo style stretchy choker thing…; a body shop pencil case; A Tomogotchi.
16. You NEEDED
...one of those soft, squidgy pencil grips so you didn’t get a sore middle finger
17. Beano, Dandy, The Funday Times
….Before we had phones to keep us amused.
18. Kevin McAlisters’ talk boy
...was a genius invention. Keep the change ya filthy animal.
19. A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
…. AAAYYYYYY MAKARENA!
20. Mr Art Attack...
do those big art pieces at the end of each episode? AMAZING! Talking statue of a head…little creepy.
21. Free Willy Angry Beavers
…were these euphemisms?! I’m calling the feminists, hold my apron.
