23 Things You Hope Will Happen On Your Birthday

So 15 April is just about to roll on. Another year older. You don't expect much… the past few years have been a let down. But maybe this year will be different. These are the things you hope will happen on your birthday..

*A lot won't happen no matter how lucky you are.

1) You walk downstairs and there are loads of birthday presents on the kitchen table

2) Your friend gives you a scratch card and you win €50 (nice)

3) College is called off because it's too sunny…!

4) Your granny sends you some secret money (Cheers Gran)

5) You go out and your friends buy you free drinks all night

6) The taxi man gives you a free fair

7) You get free into a nightclub

8) You look amazing (obv)

9) You randomly get sent flowers from an admirer

10) You kiss someone you actually fancy

11) You get an amazing birthday cake

12) The Cake is calorie free

13) You get a free blow dry and GHD curls

14) You discover Betty White and you are related 

15) You get a free trip to Vegas

16) Kylie Minogue tweets you

16) Perez Hilton wants to feature you on his blog

17) The Kardashians want to remove Rob and make you part of their family

18) You get free spray tans for life

19) Moet and Chandon champagne want you to be an ambassador

20) Free Donuts for life

21) Free phone for life

22) Free Garth Brooks Tickets

23) Paris Hilton wants you to be her BFF