27 Things Every College Girl Secretly Loves

Girls. The most complex and difficult of all human beings if you ask me (and I am one). What you don't know is that we're actually a lot more simple than you may initially have thought. What to know what she secretly loves? Here's a hint, it isn't all Ben & Jerrys, Rom-Coms and tonsil tennis in the rain. Here are 27 things every college girl secretly loves;

1) Taking Off Your Bra At The End Of The Day. Ahhhhhh.

2) When Our Friend Becomes Single And Therefore Sociable Again.

3) Being Asked For ID When You're Over The Age Of 23.

4) Squeezing Your Blackheads. Satisfaction At Its Best.

5) When He Cums Early And We Just Weren't Feeling It Anyway.

6) Using Dry Shampoo On A Daily Basis.

7) When Someone Plays With Our Hair. Keep Doing That Please.

8) Being Checked Out (When We're Feeling Good.)

9) Discovering That Your Jeans Now Need A Belt.

10) The Feeling Of Drinking A Pint Faster Than A Man.

11) Indulging In A Kardashian Marathon (By Yourself)

12) When His New Girlfriend Is A Five At Best.

13) When, Every So Often, He's Romantic With A Little Bit Of Sappy Thrown In.

14) That One Bra That You Probably Wear 95% Of The Time.

15) Letting Your Leg Hair Grow Out A Bit And The Glorious Feeling You Get When You Then Shave Them.

16) The Fearful Look In Your Eye When We Say 'No, I'm fine.' Power.

17) Being Right About Your Guy-Friend's Shitty Girlfriend.

18) Having The Excuse Of Periods To Go Absolutely Beserk Once A Month.

19) Receiving Compliments, Even When You Act Embarrassed.

20) Subtly Stalking His Exes Via Social Media For At Least Two Hours.

21) Discovering That He's Gotten Noticeably More Round.

22) Running Into That Bitch When You're Looking Hot To Trot.

23) Enjoying MINDBLOWING Sex With That Complete And Utter Inappropriate That You Could Never Introduce To Anyone.

24) Swooning On The Inside Every Time We See A Hot Man With A Baby.

25) When Our Boobs Get Bigger Because Of The Pill We're On. (Nice.)

26) When You Get An Extra Goodnight 'X'

27) The Way He Smells- Manly With Just The Right Amount Of Aftershave. And Also How Effectively That Scent Lingers In Our Room.