8 Christmas Chat Up Lines To Get You Laid

The sleazy season is finally upon us! But pimpin' ain't easy *dusts dirt off shoulder*, so we've compiled some seasonal chat up lines to help you get what you really want this Christmas. Best of luck!

1. If you come home with me girl, I promise I'll last longer than Christmas mass!

2. You're a Christmas Cracker! And I could be the silly joke inside you!

3. I'm like the Grinch, except it ain't my heart that's growing three sizes!

Leave out the fact that it was three sizes too small before this

4. I hope you're not a Gremlin, cos I plan on getting you wet after midnight!

5  If you were a Christmas tree, there would be no need for decorations: you're perfection!

6.  Excuse me I'm trying to find somewhere open on Christmas Day, your legs perhaps??

7  My dick is so big I only get to see the top end of it around the holidays!

Gettit? You see it's sooo big I need to..ah forget it!

8. My life without you would be like Home Alone 4- pointless!