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9 Ingenious Inventions That Every Lazy Person Needs In Their Life

Modern life has made people so damn lazy.

Not that we're complaining, we like lazy. Sometimes people manage to cut corners in life with such ingenuity, you can't help but be a bit awe-inspired.

Let's celebrate just how brilliant lazy people can be with this gallery of 10 ingenious things you need in your life.

1. This toilet screen

Because books and magazines are, like, so 1990s.

2. Prism glasses

Too perfectly simple for words.

3. These fumble-proof cables

Interior design and tidiness all in one? Sold.

4. This bathtub tray

Because drinking in the bath isn't something that people do enough.


5. This iPhone tracking device

Because life's too short to scour the house for lost keys EVERY GOD-DAMN DAY.

6. This insta-tidy bedroom sheet

For those who live at home, or with nosey flatmates.

7. And this smuggler's belt

The kind of thing your mam wants you to wear inter-railing. OWN IT!

8. This handy Pringles tab

Finally.

9. And, most importantly, this remote-control snack float

So what if hardly any Irish people own pools? Sure bring it down to your local leisure centre and BOOM – you can even count it as a trip to the gym.

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Seán has been told by some that he resembles a young Hugh Laurie, but more people have tried to hire him as a Noddy impersonator. Something of a film fan, a pub quiz is one of the few situations in which he is even remotely useful. Seán enjoys the occasional beverage of the alcohol variety, Salt & Vinegar crisps, and referring to himself in the third person.