Blackout With Your Rack Out - 10 Signs You Drink Too Much...

Everyone loves a good drink, but are you going overboard? If you're struggling to act like a normal human being before 1pm and can't remember where or what you were doing last night, it may be time to cut down. Here are the top ten signs that you drink too much;

1) You frequently wake up somewhere and don't know where you are.

Whose house is this? What country is this? Who the hell are you?

2) You were so drunk you forgot who you were for a while.

Not recommended. Especially if you're on your own. To say that this isn't wise would be an understatement.

3) You can't remember which of your friends made it to the club.

"Were you there last night?" is not a good opening line or reflection of you. "I feel as though we barely spoke last night", "yeah, that's because we didn't."

4) Losing your phone/wallet is a weekly occurrence.

Chances are you won't be in charge of anyone else's stuff after losing your own muliple times. Zero responsibilities for you. Winning.

5) You have been kicked out of clubs many times.

The bouncers are starting to recognize you...and not in a good way. "Sorry, not tonight," has become the stuff your nightmares are made of.

6) You've have (nearly) been arrested for being a goon.

Unless you've woken up in a cell, then consider yourself one of the lucky few.

7) You spend nearly all of your money on drink.

Most of the time you start drinking at home first, to make the rest of the night cheaper. This rarely does anything except give you a taste for more alcohol though. Your other tactic is to buy more expensive alcohol which, you reckon, will make your hangover less severe. Won't work either.

8) You're starting to forget what it's like to not be hungover.

If your mood is constantly shit, it's likely to be due to the horrific hangovers you keep having. Go home a bit earlier and get a decent sleep so you don't end up with a group of friends who think you're a grumpy fuck.

9) A full college week is never complete without drinking.

That goes for Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays. Oh and maybe Sundays too.

10) You're the friend no one wants to take care of anymore.

Most people will find you funny the first five or six times, but soon you'll be left on your own when people have bigger and better things to be doing. Things that don't include cleaning up after your mess, most likely.