Cut Knees & Dirty Deeds: 25 Things You Miss About Being A Kid

Growing up kinda sucks. My parents told me this very same thing when I younger and I was all like "pfft shut your lying ass up, being an adult is the best". I was wrong, oh my fucking Jonas brothers, I was young and if you disagree with me, then maybe this list will help change your mind. Ladies and Gentleman lets take a trip down memory lane as I tell you 25 things we all miss about being a kid:

1) Riding Bikes Everywhere. 

2) Creating Your Own Unique Games. 

"No! I'm only out if I step in the pit of lava, not the mushroom gardens. Learn the fucking rules GOSH!

3) Constantly Being Covered In Bruises. 

Actually that hasn't changed much.

4)  Having No Responsibilities.

5) Shorter School Days.

Oh look at that, it's 2.30, time to turn up bishes.

6) Going to The Shops After School and Buying Sweets.

7) Everything Seemed To Be Cheaper Back Then.

8) 99s Used To Be 99cent. 

Penny sweets were actually a penny too!

9) Running Home To Get Money For Ice-cream, then chasing after the Ice-cream man as he's leaving.

10) How the street lights switching on signalled the fact that you had to get your ass home.

11) Velcro Shoes.

Listening to the sound they made was the closest thing to a orgasm I ever experienced as a child...

12) Not caring about how you looked.

13) Playing Class Room Games: Eg: Going full beast mode on Simon-says.

14) That moment of pure ecstasy when the teacher rolls in the video player.

15) Going on school trips to the local swimming pool.

16) Rivalries with other schools.

Ah they're from *insert random school name*, I fucking hate them for no apparent nor logical reason.

17) Being a fearless motherfucker.

18) Looking up rude words in the dictionary and giggling to yourself. 

"Guys let's see if we can find dick in the dictionary!"

19) Going to the computer room and playing pinball on the sly.

20) Finding an ugly picture of a person in a history book and telling your best friend that that's them.

21) Getting no homework on Fridays.

22) Calling your teacher mom by accident.

The actual embarrassment. Nothing will ever compare.

23) Getting into random "who can have the last clap" competitions.

24) Dating someone but only talking to them in person about once a week: Yeah but I love her man...

25) Believing, like really believing in Santa Clause.

The day you stopped believing in Santa is the day that Christmas died..