I'm Either Going To Jump You Or Punch You: PMS Struggles That Are Very Real

It's not fair! Guys get wet dreams when they hit puberty and what do we get? Bleeding from our hoo-hah's for 5 days a week, EVERY MONTH?! Stop the world, I want to get off. We go through years worth of emotions during those 5 days. Here's what's going through our minds when we're PMSing:

1) Give me all the food!

Sweet and salty please. Basically anything that's not healthy, get in my belly!

2) So sleepy...

I slept 10 hours last night and I'm still fucking tired!

3) Why am I a girl?

I would give anything to have a dick right now.

4) I'm so horny!

So ugly at the moment but so horny.

5) Goodbye, skinny jeans.

The monthly bloat won't let my jeans close.

6) These cramps are killing me!

Oh here comes a bad one, brace, brace, brace!

7) How long until it's over?

I need to get back to normal life.

8) Everyone is so sexy!

Gawd, he's so good looking, and him, and him, oh and him!

9) Where did all these spots come from?!

Don't look at me, I'm fucking hideous!

10) Why am I even crying?

The sunset is just so beautiful!

11) Was that the PMS or am I a bitch?

Did I just say that?

12) I hate everyone.

No explanation needed.