Slow Walkers & Cold Showers: 21 Everyday Things That Irritate All Of Us

You can't get through life without having a little rant and pointing out all the bad shit that we hate. Something as simple as getting caught in a little shower can turn your mood from mildly happy to downright fucked off and just wanting to go back to bed. So take a deep breath and read these 21 things that irritate the fuck out of all of us.

1) When you're waiting at a pedestrian crossing and a person isn't aware of how close their umbrella is to you.

Do you even realise I'm standing here?! Bitch, I'm gonna shove that umbrella somewhere if you don't step away from me.

2) How loud the toast pops in the morning.

Thank you so much for frightening the shit out of me at 7am. Thank you.

3) That one person talking on their phone on the bus.

Maybe I'm just jealous they have the confidence to do that but do they even realise how loud they're talking?

4) When there's no toilet paper.

Excuse me while I twerk over the toilet.

5) Slow walkers.

Do you not have somewhere to be?!?

6) When you sit on the sunny side of the bus.

Sunburn on one side of my face now. GR8.

7) When your egg yoke breaks.

Nope! I can't eat that now. It's not good enough.

8) When the shower runs out of hot water and you haven't washed the shampoo out yet.

Do my family hate me? Does the world hate me?

9) People that make Facebook statutes over 5 times a day.

I'm a jealous bitch that just doesn't want to hear about the amazing holiday you're having.

10) People who don't say sorry when you bump into each other.

It wasn't just my fault, it was yours too. And even if it wasn't my fault at all I would have said sorry. Learn some manners, do you even have a mother?!

11) When the butter is too hard and it rips through the bread.

Why does God do this to me?

12) When tissue gets stuck to your wet hands.

Ew.

13) When the sleeve of your jumper gets wet from washing your hands.

Now I get to have a nice wet wrist for the next half an hour.

14) When the handle of your knife slides into your food.

Jesus Christ. What did I do to deserve this?!

15) When you're trying to peel the price label off and it rips.

16) Autoplay Youtube videos.

Woah, woah, woah, did I say play?

17) Stepping on something wet in your socks.

What the fuck? Who didn't wipe up whatever they spilled in the first place?

18) If someone tries to speak to you on public transport.

Can't you see I have earphones in? I do not want to talk at 8 in the morning.

19) Sitting at a wobbly table in a restaurant.

Can I have the bill please?

20) When you lose the lid off your bottle.

Chug, chug, chug, chug!

21) When you bite the inside of your cheek.

If God made us, why did he make it possible for us to do something as un-Godly as this?