A Typical Lads Night Out
A guys night out. What better way to view it than through the movies of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Time to get the glad rags on, so we try out some new clobber....Not sure if stylish or just new style
How about this colour?...
...after some wardrobe malfunctions...
..its time to get a quick pump on...
Arrive at pre drinks dressed to kill.....
and then into town like a boss...
There's no trouble getting passed the bouncers with extremely impressive your fake id...
Finally in da club....wow these strobe lights are so cool bro...
"Hey bro, is that guy over there looking at me funny?"
I think he might be...
Oh wait, It's Brendan from economics class....
1st trip of the night to the bar
Yeah...time to get our drink on..
OMG...This Guy...This Guy Right Here
Lets bust a move...
One thing leads to another.....but man....I dont even smoke....
Need to take a piss...
Post piss, wash hands and dry accordingly
Fix hair...make sure you look super suave for the ladies
Letting everyone know you have returned from the bathroom..
Time to start trying way too hard to impress the ladies...
With your smooth talking...
and your impressive knowledge...
and your..."hey...check this out" line..
You're so confident of pulling this chick...
But alas...too confident....
She left you smack bang alone in the cooler....the bitch...
New levels of drunk-ness ensue..
Blaming your mates because it all went wrong...
To the level of violence..
Then realising you may have overreacted...
...You get over it and move on to your next potential conquest...
...that you find in no time at all...
You get your mate to get her number for you for later....
....Later..., shit...
Bingo, just got to her before the night ended...
You've pulled...YAY.... Next stage is obviously hunger
You eventually get your hands on some greasy amazing take away food.....now back to hers...
......blackout....
Next morning...first you're like...
and then you're like...
And the fear kicks in.....Shit.....did I wear a condom?
What if I didn't?...
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