14 Things Found In Every Lads Whatsapp Group
You're not a true group of friends unless you have a Whatsapp group together. It's great for organising stuff, but much more importantly, it's an excellent place to take the p*ss out of people, and also to share some of the more disgusting stuff that you find on the internet, without fear of being judged by the wider Facebook and Twitter communities. Whatsapp groups are most active in the lead-up to a big night out as people try to sort stuff out, and the morning after a big night, as some people try and find out why they might have a massive bruise on their ankle, and others find comfort knowing that the rest of the lads are suffering just as much as they are.
Selfies
We all post them everywhere else so it may as well be in the Whatsapp group as well.
Pictures Of Beer/Alcohol In General
Usually posted to make someone who's not out jealous, or to hurry someone up who's late for pre-drinks. Or just some drink that was too weird not to take a photo of.
Photos From The Night Before
Evidence used to piece together the events of last night. Possibly involving some very minor celebrity.
Screenshots Of Tweets/Facebook Messages/Facebook Posts/Snapchats
Shared just to make sure that no one misses out on a particularly funny message or picture.
Food Pics (Usually Hangover Related)
Just like the selfies, they are all over the rest of the internet, so why not here?
Pictures Of Attractive Women
I don't think girls can fully appreciate just how much stalking guys do, and how creepy they can be, when they're left on their own. We'd all get First Class Honours Degrees if put as much work into our studies as we do into creeping.
Betting Slips
Most guys think they are way better at betting than they actually are, so when one of the hundred bets they put on that week actually comes through, they have no shame in sharing it with as many people as possible.
Drunk Messages
No doubt that when it was being written it was one of the most insightful thoughts that the person ever had. It's just a shame that all that they wrote was "I habekd a dfklh sotye to telkkn oyuh aljkhl tomreihsw".
Photos From Work
Posted purely to get sympathy from the people who aren't in work. They rarely get any.
Holiday Pics
Anyone who has friends on a J1 or who went on an unreal holiday recently will know the pain of seeing photos of them having an unreal time, while you're just sitting on your couch scratching yourself.
Ridiculously Disgusting Videos
A video posted recently in a group that I'm in springs to mind. It involved a young man 'pleasuring' himself using the mouth of a fish being held by his friend. I will spare all of you the trauma and not provide a link to the video.
The One Absolute Weirdo Who Takes Everything Too Far
Usually responsible for the aforementioned video, they also take slagging too far, and come out with some of the most outrageous statements, and then they're surprised when other people tell them how offensive that is.
The Group Admin Who's Drunk With Power
Deleting anyone that annoys him, or just for the hell of it, the group admin has more power than any one person should have.
The One Guy Who Keeps Changing The Name Of The Group
The childish one of the group, they will change the group name for any reason at all; to slag someone, to mark some occasion, because they're bored.... No one finds this as fun as they do.