Tinder Tales: We Want To Hear About YOUR Tindering

What the hell did we do five years ago when it came to finding luuuurve? No seriously, what? Actually approach attractive specimens in bars? Actually make an effort to get to know real life humans? No thank you please, I think I'll stick to the safe confines of being rejected via the safety net of the big, bad web.
Tinder has taken over the world and therefore, the student world by storm. Now, you no longer need to waste time making idle small talk with that study buddy in the vague hopes that they'll somehow decode your Godawful flirting and ask you out. Instead, you can be the best and most judgemental version of you and swipe by picture after picture until you find your one true love or indeed, one true ghoster. After all, it's generally somewhat less mortifying, that is, until you actually have to meet up and they turn out to be a good foot shorter than they initially let on...
So from us dating novices (seriously, we can barely string someone along for more than two dates, help us please), to you semi-professional Tindering geniuses, we want to know all about your experiences. G'wan, help a pal out and we promise, all of your information is private and confidential (aka: no, we won't out you). ;)