9 Typical Drunken Toilet Drawings
So we’re students and as students in this day and age, we have a lot to complain about. Fees are going up, grants are going down and masters (never mind a degree) can’t guarantee you a job anymore. So we love to moan, with or without good reason.
But where is the best place to vent these emotions? Over morning coffee, in a college seminar? Not. Where better to express ourselves than in the grimy bathrooms of a nightclub, high on the fumes of perfume and permanent marker.
While some nightclubs may be quick to scrub their white washed tiles clean, others allow the vandalism to decorate and dominate the toilets. Lets face it, what else would keep us occupied when dizzy drunk in the toilets at 1 a.m.
Here is some of the typical bathroom art that you are more than likely to encounter on a night out:
The drunken confession
Some of the posts can be people who genuinely need to get how they are feeling off their chest, and who knows maybe those anonymous words can make a difference.
‘I rarely feel alive’
The revenge post
While this is of a more sinister nature, they general include a phone number, an ambiguous insult and ‘call for a good time’.
“If you’re kinky and want a foxy tyranny, call me”. Whether anyone kinky on the prowl for a foxy tyranny ever did set foot in that bathroom cubicle, we will never know.
Confessional post x 2, The redemption
While this is less ambiguous than the other quote, it generally involves some form of apology.
“I lost a friend by a boy; I wish she would forgive me but she won’t”. Poor her... Mvaybe it was her number down as the foxy tyranny.
The declaration of friendship
On a busy night out, it is custom for girls to share a cubicle, sometimes even if there’s a spare one available. A collage of besto posts tends to the result:
“MC +Orla+Sarah ”.
In a similar nature it is inevitable that you will come across some professions of love on your trip to the bathroom. E.g. Niamho luvs redzer fur lioffe
The game changer
In the process some almighty sober party will have come across the emotional whirlwind and try to bring a stop to all the madness:
“Girls care about everything too much”
The joker
A post that might seem funny, Might... After 7 pints.
“Drunk octopus wants to fight”
The serial Quoter
People might want to share some memorable quotes:
“You’re going the right way for a smack bottom donkey”.
The artist
Or there could be an art student showcasing their talent on either a large or small scale.
The pervy Artist
But let’s face it, some are just that bit more creative than others. And we all love ‘toilet humour’.