Why It's Better To Be In A Relationship With Your Hand Than Anyone Else

Being In a Relationship is a pain in the ass... In more ways than one... Don't you wish, for once you could find the perfect partner, one who wouldn't judge you for all the weird stuff you do or make you buy them expensive things? Fortunately, that partner is closer than you think...

You Don't Have To 'Get To Know' Your Hand...

You Don't Have To Waste All Your Money... It'll Put Out Anyway...

You Don't Have To Worry About Impressing It

You Don't Have To Go Anywhere, Or Even Move From Your Current Position (unless there are people around)

No Couples Selfies 

There's No Need To Dress To Impress

You Don't Have To Laugh At It's Jokes

Or Make It Feel Better About Itself

Because It's Your Hand...

And You'll Never Have To Break Up

Match Made In Heaven