Why Shoes Are Better Than Men

We all love to boast about ours and tell everyone how great they make us feel. All our friends know about them and how lucky we are to find the perfect fit. But what really matters (and we all know it) is size and endurance. Men? No, I’m talking about shoes! Here are 8 great reasons why shoes can be better than men!

While a man might look good on your arm, shoes look better on your feet – and they don’t burp.

They compliment you without having to say a word.

You can pick the size – finding a shoe that fits you perfect is much easier than finding a man.

You can have as many as you want - and drool over others without getting dirty looks!

They come with a money back guarantee – do I even need to weigh that up?!

You can leave them at home and not have to worry about them wandering off – they will be right where you left them when you get back.

They don’t come with history – you are their first, last and only woman in their life. And it will always be that way.

Shoes don’t talk. They won’t complain if you haven’t touched them in a year and if you wear a pair everyday they won’t call you ‘needy’.