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Health Minister Simon Harris Is Responsible For A Drought After Leaving Everyone Thirsty

Last night's Primetime debate, the last before Friday's referendum on the Eighth Amendment, was trending on Twitter this morning because of one man - Simon Harris.

Harris, a Yes voter and Ireland's current Minister for Health and member of Fine Gael, debated against Sinn Féin TD Peadar Tóibín and an audience that included the public, obstetricians, GPs, and lawyers. It became clear that after Harris began to debate his point, a cosmic shift began to happen in living rooms across the country:

The moment Harris solidified himself as a sex symbol was his classy but sassy response to No voters about abortion on mental health grounds:

And when he called the No campaigners out for wanting to maintain the status quo rather than change it there wasn't a dry seat left in Ireland:

Harris gained a number of fans for his ability to deal with the questions from the No side and by supporting women who battle mental health problems but have been demonized by No campaigners since the campaign began:

Some fans of the Health Minister are angry that it's only now the thirst is real for him when his potential to cause a drought was always a possibility:

Others are expecting Simon to be able to solve all social, economic and political issues in the future which translates to Simon running for Taoiseach or President in the near future.

Irish water has yet to clarify how they plan to deal with this current drought but for now, pass me the ice bucket.

The devil works hard but Simon Harris works harder - sorry Kris Jenner.

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