How To Literally Lose A Guy In 10 Days

I think that film about losing guys in 10 days missed the point a little bit. The real issue was clearly about literally losing your boyfriend or guy you're dating, but the meaning was lost somewhere along the line. That Kate Hudson lady fucked it up. Here are the real ways to lose a guy in 10 days;

1. Leave Him In The Cloakroom

2. Drunkenly Forget Him In The Club

3. Lend Him To A Friend And Forget To Get Him Back

4. He Falls Out Of Your Pocket

5. You Leave Him In Your "Important Place" But Forget Where That Is

6. He Falls Between The Couch Cushions

7. You Drop Him Down A Sewer Grating

8. He Gets Lost In Transit At The Airport

9. You Leave Him On A Café Table

10. You Didn't Back Him Up On Your Hard Drive

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