Last night's presidential debate wasn't as encumbered with as much lunacy and outrage of the previous events. The bombast and hyperbole was minimised and even Trump managed to stay on point for the most part.
However, when a question concerning foreign policy was levelled at The Donald, he stammered and gibbered like his mam had just asked him what he was watching on his laptop in bed at this hour.
His rambling non-answer inspired a new hashtag; #TrumpBookReport, where people take to Twitter to write book synopses in the style of Trump's shambolic utterings.
Here's a few choice picks.
Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. "Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"
— Antonio French (@AntonioFrench) October 20, 2016
Don Quixote was a loser, ok? He couldn't even win against a windmill. Listen, I'll beat all the windmills, believe me. #TrumpBookReport
— Shannon Hale (@haleshannon) October 20, 2016
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"When District 12 sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They're sending Katniss Everdeen. What a nasty woman."#TrumpBookReport
— Jen (@Pop_Reader) October 20, 2016
They had great expectations. The best expectations. But it was bad, folks. A disaster. Such expectations. Sad #TrumpBookReport
— Emma Coats (@lawnrocket) October 20, 2016
#TrumpBookReport the Dictionary. It's got a lot of words. But my words are better. I have the best words. Everybody says so.
— Scott Nelson (@hatrik10) October 20, 2016
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Voldemort had great ideas about purebloods, he was going to Make Hogwarts Great Again before CROOKED HARRY ruined it. SAD! #TrumpBookReport
— Steve Silver (@SteveTSRA) October 20, 2016
Oedipus. Tremendous leader. The best. I've always said that if Jocasta were my mother, perhaps I'd be dating her. #TrumpBookReport
— kyla crowther (@whatkyIasaid) October 20, 2016
Dickens was a loser folks! I will build much greater expectations. Nobody builds expectations better than me. #TrumpBookReport
— Sebastian Lynggaard (@PSLynggaard) October 20, 2016
And last but not least!
Those poor heights. They were wuthering. Wuthering so bad. Bigly wuthering. I'll make them great again. #TrumpBookReport @AntonioFrench
— Callie🐝 (she/her)🦄 (@calliembush) October 20, 2016
