13 Things Melania Trump Is Actually Thinking In Her First Lady Portrait

Melania Trump's official White House portrait has just been released on Twitter and it's caused quite a media stir. The word that comes to mind on first look is most definitely glam.

People are comparing it to Nancy Reagan's 1980s portrait, which is all well and good, but there's a few things people aren't noticing. We've decided to highlight all the real thoughts that were probably going on in Melania's head while this portrait was being taken.

Let the games begin.

1. 'Bollocks, I left the immersion on.'

2. 'When can I undo these pegs from the back of my neck.'

3. 'I can't wait to tell kids that drugs are bad for money.'

4. *The Friends theme tune playing in head.*

5. 'I could have been Kelly from Saved by the Bell.'

6. 'This feckin' ring weighs more than my sweet boy Baron.'

7. 'G-L-A-M-O-R-OUS YEAH.'

8. 'Oh God, I'm in way too deep here.'

9. 'That pizza slice looks so good, ughhhhh.'

10. 'Save me, please.'

11. 'I wonder how many calories are in a rice cake.'

12. 'When will my husband return from the war.'

13. 'I can't feel my face or my any emotions, ha ha ha ha ha.'

Bless.

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