Christ Almighty, This New Show Is Worse Than Anything We've EVER Seen
If you thought Celebrity Big Brother and Geordie Shore were trash, we have found something even worse. I should preface this by saying this is 100% real and not a joke. Introducing... Spring Break With Grandad.
Yes, this show is every bit as ridiculous and literal as it sounds. Basically a bunch of chavs bring their grandparents along to Spring Break to see who can last the entire month of debauchery. And it's all hosted by "party boy" Gary Beadle who has graduated from starring in terrible TV shows to hosting them. Good on ya, Gaz.
In the clip below you'll see several elderly people talk about their snatches, dance in thongs and lick young men's nipples, and that's just in the space of 20 seconds. No words for the girl who said her proudest achievement is not getting chlamydia. Halp.
Try not to vomit: