Honest Irish Translations Of 17 Popular Everyday Text Messages
Texting someone is super convenient but sometimes you feel like half your time is spent understanding what the other person means. Miscommunication over texts is far too common and we've made a little list of classic texts and what they actually mean. Here is your go-to guide for the truth behind everyday text messages:
1.
Text: "How are you hun? Haven't heard from you in a while x"
Translation: Why haven't you texted me in a week?! Arsehole.
2.
Text: "Cuddles?"
Translation: Netflix and chill...
3.
Text: "Awake?"
Translation: I'm needy and need to talk to someone now! / I'm horny...
4.
Text: "Did I see you out last night?"
Translation: Thanks for the invite - knob!
5.
Text: "Yeah I can work your shift tomorrow. No problem!"
Translation: FML!
6.
Text: "I don't think we're compatible, I'm sorry for wasting your time".
Translation: I'm afraid to tell you I don't fancy you to your face 'cause you scare me
7.
Text: "Are you at home?'
Translation: I'm coming over
8.
Text: "Yeah I'm really busy today, sorry!"
Translation: You're actually sitting on your couch removing fluff from your favourite jumper and thinking about taking a nap
9.
Text: "I'm so bored!"
Translation: The most honest text you'll ever send
10.
Text: "Cinema later?"
Translation: I want buttered popcorn
11.
Text: "Happy New Years!/ Merry Christmas! xxx"
Translation: I felt a social obligation to do this...
12.
Text: Naggins?
Translation: Let's get wrecked and fall asleep in Mc Donald's
13.
Text: "I can't wait to see you later!"
Translation: I am obsessed with you and I need you to know without coming off as a creep
14.
Text: "Work is crazy right now, talk to you later!"
Translation: Feck off!
15.
Text: "I'm running late but I'll be there ASAP!"
Translation: You're never early for anything and they know it
16.
Text: "Can I call you?"
Translation: *calls the person straight after sending the text*
17.
Text: "Do you want anything in the shop?"
Translation: I don't want to get you anything, I'm just being polite...