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If You're A Fan Of Chicken Nuggets - This Is The Perfect Job For You

Keeping your chicken nugget fantasies under wraps can be a difficult thing at the best of times. Like someone with a foot fetish working in a shoe shop, you can now overindulge in those tasty chicken nuggets without having to harbour any guilt or shame.

Thanks to B&M, you can now become a chicken nugget connoisseur. Yes, you read that right, a chicken connoisseur. The brand is launching a new range of frozen foods in selected stores across the UK and needs a chicken nugget freak for a temporary position.

The list of experience required for the role is everyday scenarios for the majority of us so you won't be needing to brush up on those skills unnecessarily:

  • Getting the 20 share box of nuggets from McDonald's and keeping them all for yourself 
  • Being the first in the office kitchen whenever someone says there’s cake
  • That time you tripped and fell at a buffet and saved the plate before yourself
  • Going to an event or party because there is free food
  • You value the importance of a fish finger sandwich in life
  • You can conduct a power point presentation on the reasoning behind curly fries being nicer than chips

If the candidate is successful you'll receive a £25 voucher for a month to uses in your local B&M and we're sure plenty of chicken nuggets. That's all we care about in this scenario - the chicken. 

If, or you mate, want to be one with the nugget then apply here.

Dreams do come true.

Also Read: Lads, You Can Now Get A Ferry From Ireland To Spain And We're Already Sweating

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