A Comprehensive List Of Old Woman Names
You can tell a lot from a name. One of the things you can tell is their age, there are just some names that stick out as 'elderly'. Here's a list of the most senior female monikers.
1. Judith
Judith is a spinster knitting cardigans above a newsagents.
2. Eleanor
Eleanor still remembers when TV was black and white.
3. Mary
Albeit a popular one, Mary is nevertheless an old woman name. We all know a Mary from down the road that's always giving us buns.
4. Geraldine
Geraldine remembers the Rising.
5. Ursula
I don't know any Ursulas under the age of forty, do you?
6. Ruth
I don't know any Ruths under the age of eighty, do you?
7. Martha
Martha, Martha, Martha. Enough said.
8. Dorothy
Dorothy is a former estate agent that has taken to the wine in her retirement.
9. Jacinta
Jacinta was an old name even back in it's pomp.
10. Bernadette
Bernadette is the name of a nun. An old nun.
11. Kathleen
Doesn't own a computer. She's only just got the hang of a mobile.
12. Deborah
Deborah voted for De Valera.
13. Carmel
Carmel is the most 'mammy' name ever. Imagine naming your chap 'Carmel', you'd get the baby home and she'd already be asking if you wanted her to do you up a sandwich.
14. Philomena
Philomena. Another one of those cases where a father called Phil was expecting a boy, got a girl and went "Well I'm still naming her Phil...o...mena".
15. Nora
Nora was born when she was sixty. In a thatched cottage. In Longford.
16. Betty
Betty always wears an apron. Even to funerals.