Fellas, sometimes it can be tough trying to figure out what the hell is going on inside a girl's head. Is she pissed off or is that just her resting bitch face? Will you risk her wrath if you investigate further? Just read the following and you'll know what to do.
1) When she suddenly stops putting kisses in her messages
*Alarm bells, alarm bells going off everywhere. If she's an avid user of 'xxx' in her messages and this comes to an abrupt halt, you're in her bad books.
Example: If 'See you then xxxx' suddenly morphs into 'See you then' it's bad. Even worse, if she rounds it off with a full stop which is the grammatical equivalent of giving the finger.
In saying that, if she's never used kisses in her messages before, you're home and dry. Unless you've just started messaging her in which case, there's no way of knowing. So many grey areas.
2) When she tells you to 'Go Ahead'
You really need to think about this one lads. If this is how she responds when you tell her you're going to do something, it's most certainly a trick. To the untrained ear, it might just seem like an innocent reply but what she's really saying is - 'Go ahead, I f**king dare you.'
If you want to keep her sweet DO NOT GO AHEAD.
3) When she's stopped calling you by your usual pet names
At the beginning of your relationship, it was all 'babe' this, 'hun' that. In fact, you're not sure if she's ever called you by your real name but lately it seems like that's the only way she addresses you. You've f***ed up. Sort it out.
4) When she says she's fine
She's not fine. She's not fine at all. Proceed with caution here.
5) When she says 'Nothing'
You've asked her what's up and this is her reply. You'll have to play this one carefully because you can be sure that whatever's wrong with her, it's not nothing.
6) When she comes over to actually watch Netflix and chill
And she just wants to watch Netflix and chill. There's something very wrong all together.
7) When she turns psycho over the smallest of things
Things were all fine and rosy in the garden and suddenly boom! She's tearing you a new one over the littlest* of things, like forgetting to get her garlic dip when you ordered Dominoes.
"I don't even want this pizza now". Her pent up anger is starting to seep out so be warned you've done a few things to piss her off.
*It is a big deal in fairness.
8) When she stops being affectionate
The kisses and cuddles have evaporated, there's no banter, she hasn't touched you at all and its been hours! She's pissed off, big time.