The 12 Best Tweets On The Interweb Today
A wise man once said, 'Twitter is a selfish scream-hole that doesn't make a difference'. Well he was only half right, Twitter can make a difference it can make you laugh. So we here at the CollegeTimes.com (Ireland's #1 money laundering scheme masquerading as a light comedy website), have decided to take the time out of our busy schedule to curate the best tweets of the day.
#DescribeAMoviesPlotIn5Words challenged Twitter to distill movies down to their absolute barest terms.
#DescribeAMoviesPlotIn5Words
Andy's toys play with themselves— Rick Howton ☮️ (@RHowton) November 17, 2016
#DescribeAMoviesPlotIn5Words
Illegal alien fights crazed billionaire. pic.twitter.com/wugHsMkgL4— Connor Behrens (@ConnorBehrens) November 17, 2016
This cat's saying what we're all constantly thinking, whether we're awake or sleeping!
Doomcat https://t.co/RHGjn4XkoQ pic.twitter.com/80E1O6y2ub
— broadsheet_ie (@broadsheet_ie) November 17, 2016
We distract ourselves from thoughts of doom with frivolity, like this adorable hedgehog! Look at him go!
Millions of dollars in engineering has led us to this point... pic.twitter.com/L8J9KntUZt
— Zaninel (@Zaninel) November 17, 2016
Same.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
— endless screaming | protect trans kids (@infinite_scream) November 17, 2016
Nathan Carter is the Elvis of the box accordion. No one else has tried to claim that title before so it's a smart move on his part
— Alan (@alan_maguire) November 16, 2016
The classic three-part arc.
This is from an issue of Weird Comics, but the plot seems to be going in a pretty predictable direction. pic.twitter.com/ouCYIkWWDM
— Seanbaby (@Seanbabydotcom) November 17, 2016
Joe Biden introduces Obama to his wife.
was woken up this morning by the gentle sounds of my da roaring the house down after he accidentally brushed his teeth w/ hair removal cream
— niamh (@blobfish_) November 17, 2016