18 Funny Thoughts That Become More True The Longer You Think About Them

Mind Blown....

1. If you touch your phone in the right places, a pizza will show up at your front door.

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2. What if your cat thinks you just stand on the other side of your apartment's door for 10 hours a day.

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3. Killing spiders makes the spider genetic pool sneakier and more deadly.

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4. Since a straight line only needs two points, you and I are perfectly lined up right now.

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5. Lorde has made millions off a song about how she will never be a millionaire.

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6. What if every country has ninjas, but we really only know about the Japanese ones because they’re rubbish?

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7. Using your old laptop to research buying a new one is like asking it to dig its own grave.

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8. You would actually be much more hesitant to ask your dad for $20 if he was made of money.

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9. Cars need "sorry" lights people can activate when they do something stupid.

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10. When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

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11. Your stomach believes that all potatoes are mashed.

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12. Your right elbow has never been touched your right hand.

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13. The word "Fat" looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word "Eat."

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14. "Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

15. Unless you're a celebrity, Twitter is like talking to yourself in a crowded room.

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16. The word "Anna" shifted down the alphabet one letter becomes "Boob."

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17. We will never hear about the truly perfect crime.

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18. I wonder if I've bought the clothes I'm going to die in yet.

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