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Beyonce Was Wrong: The Downsides Of Being Single In College

Yes Beyonce, it's wonderful to have you holla at me and tell me I'm a fab single lady. However, in reality you have a long term husband and a super cute baby. So ladies, honesty is the best policy. Beyonce was wrong. Here are the downsides of being single in College. Thanks for that Bey....

  1. You have way too much time on your hands.


  2. You have to pay for absolutely everything.


  3. If you're drunk, you have only have friends to help you...so choose wisely.


  4. You can't have sex whenever it takes your fancy.  Which is nearly always.


  5. No one will sit and listen to you moan about your day. And it's likely that nobody cares.


  6. You have forgotten what passion is.


  7. Plus one invites now fill you with fear, as opposed to excitement.


  8. YOU'RE LONELY.


  9. When someone talks about their boyfriend, you have nothing to add to the conversation. Apart from 'fuck my life' and cat quips.


  10. Having an orgasm on your own has kind of lost its buzz.


  11. No spooning. No Forking. No anything.


  12. People feel sorry for you and try to set you up with weirdos far too frequently.


  13. YOU'RE STILL LONELY.


  14. Your bed is a cold and lonely hole in which your loneliness is oh so apparent.


  15. College Balls are just not half as magical without a boy/girlfriend.


  16. Your Mother constantly asks if you have a boy/girlfriend and doesn't believe you when you say no.


  17. It seems that everyone else in the entire world is in a relationship but you.



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Alex is a History of Art & Philosophy graduate from the illustrious Trinity College, which makes her a natural fit for College Times. She spends Monday to Friday writing smut and her weekends thinking deeply and History of Arting.