Lie Your Way To Having A Great Night Out

So you had an average night out.. The thing is next day whilst having the chats you become aware that embellishing your night out makes it all the more interesting. There's no one to really judge. Yes you may have stopped drinking at 12 but no one's to know that you could only afford a 7UP instead of Vodka and 7UP and strangely no one saw that mingin guy you kind of scored down the lane way.. Let the lies begin..

Say You Did 'Several Shots'

You may have seen people doing shots at the bar, or even done 1 yourself but saying you did 'too many' shots makes you sound hardcore. Do it.

Say You 'Got The Score'

Yes, it might have been a grope by the bottle recycling dump but seeing as no one witnessed it you can embellish the truth. 5 foot 6 can become 6 foot 2. 'Likes rugby' can become 'plays rugby' with just a simple turn of phrase. Bad clothes can change to good clothes, you're just changing the words.

You could further the intrigue by not revealing the name of your mysterious score. You will be super annoying if you act all coy. 'I'm gonna respect his privacy' is the most annoying sentence to friends eagerly waiting for gossip. You could even allude to them being 'quite well known'

Say 'You're SOOO Hungover'

You might feel fine but for some little reason there is actually an extra pat on the back for despite suffering an intense hangover, braving it to college. Stoically you put the pounding in your head aside. Yes you are actually fine but that's just for you to know. 'I am dying' is all you need to say. They will fill in the gaps, possibly with something infinitely more interesting than what actually happened.

'Got in at 5.30'

Yes it might be 9.30 as you are saying this an had you actually got in that late you would be dead but embellishing the time you arrived a touch and adding in an extra 3 hours make you seem all the more badass. Add in something about setting off an alarm or upsetting the dog/cat/parrot and let the added hilarity ensue…

Avoid making eyes with the 1 person in the group who can tell you're lying. Ignore the eye roll directed at you as you add more myth and excitement to your tale.

Disclaimer - don't let your lying get too out of hand. Friends might believe you stumbled in bit late, kissed a random but stop it there.. no more mystical thinking..