Jose Aldo Pulls Out Of The Conor McGregor Fight

Well you heard it here first people (or you heard it on the news jeez don't be so fucking particular) the Jose Aldo vs Conor McGregor fight is not taking place next Saturday on the 11th of July. This is due to the fact that Aldo has injured ribs (pussy) and feel's he's not in the best physical condition to fight (mega pussy). In all fairness to him, maybe for an important fight like this it is better to play it safe and wait until you're in peak physical condition before you get in the ring. Because if you're ribs are injured before the brawl, getting in the ring with the maniac that is Conor McGregor is sure to make them a whole lot worse.

When UfC President Dana White was asked about the situation he too expressed his disappoint "I don't feel great about it. We've spent a lot of money promoting this fight and a lot of people were excited. It's definitely disappointing". This can roughly be translated to: Aldo is kind of a mega pussy. But the most disappointed person after this whole ordeal is McGregor himself who feels that Aldo is simply just too scared to enter the ring. Now instead of an epic brawl between McGregor and Aldo, Conor will now be facing off against Chad Mendes for the Interim belt (whatever the fuck that is). When asked how he felt about the fight against Chad, McGregor said something about "obliterating" him or maybe it was "destroying" him hmmm... I'm not too sure, but moral of the story is that he's essentially going to fuck the guy up, which should be quite fun to watch, if I do say so myself.

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