"How Does That Feel?": Sh*t Guys Say In Bed And What They Actually Mean

Sex is full of mixed messages and words said out of passion, desire and down right confusion. Sometimes a sentence will just spill out of your mouth with no preparation or control... Here's a few of the more common

"Do you like that?"

(Translation: I don’t really know what I'm doing.)

"Oh Shiiiit, Oh shiiiit!"

(Translation: Desperately trying not to cum here, think non sexy thoughts, think non sexy thoughts.)

"I might have a condom."

(Translation: I do, but I don’t really want to use it.)

"How does that feel?"

(Translation: Saw this in porn and the one in the video was loving it so...)

"Don’t do THAT!"

(Translation: What the fuck was that?!)

"Are those real?

(Translation: Those are awesome.)"

"I love you!"

(Translation: I love having sex with you!)

"Are you ready?"

(Translation: I am so ready)

How's the size for you?

(Translation: Tell me I have a huge dick)

"My t-shirt never comes off!"

(Translation: I have not been to the gym in a really long time.)

"Are you okay?"

(Translation: You look like you’re in pain.)

"Are you on the pill?"

(Translation: I really want to cum inside you.)

"Call me, “Daddy.”

(Translation: I've been watching a lot of porn lately and I wana see how this feels.)

"Oh, Uh… I can’t do this!"

(Translation: I just remembered I have a girlfriend.)

"God that feels so good"

(Translation: I'd forgotten how good sex is)

"Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels"

(Translation: I really need to have sex right now)