Tell Tale Signs He's Definitely Bad In Bed

Every gazed into your crystal ball when thinking about a guy you're seeing or dating or have your eye on? Ever wanted to know if all those fantasies you have will hold up in real life? Well look no further...as always we have the answer. Here are the tell tale signs he'll be bad in bed.

Can't dance

If he dances like your uncle Mick at a family wedding rather than that Latin lover you've fantasised about there may be a slight hint as to what lies ahead.

Can't look you in the eye

This and his body language will point to a lot. Nerves will pass but your sure you time in bed with a confident guy who can look you in the eye, even with a hint of playfulness will be aeons better than with one who can't.

Can't open your bra with one hand

I'm sorry, but I've been able to do this since I was 14. No excuses!

Over exaggerates

When the subject turns to sex on a date (if it does) does he become all macho and full of bravado? Can't you sense that he has changed from when talking about a different subject. In layman's terms...can you smell the BS? Or maybe you can't and he just tells tales the whole time. Anyway, you'll find out soon enough as there's one place he can't over exaggerate...

Body odour

It doesn't necessarily mean that he won't be able to perform to your standards but it will not be an enjoyable experience. Best place for fornication would probably be the shower....with loads of shower gel.

Devours his food

He will finish in seconds and have no time for sensual foreplay and in the words of fiddy cent will be more 'into havin' sex not be into makin' love'.

Dress Sense

OK we get it, some guys just can't dress, no matter how hard they try. But if they have a big date they will surely ask for some advice from a female friend. If they don't then they should. However if they turn up in a pair of sweat pants and a Liverpool jersey are you really going to be that surprised when they shout GOAAAALLLLL after 30 seconds in the sack?

Sloppy Kisser 

If he’s an expert kisser and also knows how to use his body while kissing, chances are then you’re in for a treat. Taking control in a strong passionate kiss will probably be a sign you're in for a treat. If it's like playing fetch with your dog....get out!

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