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Don't Let An STI Ruin The 12 Days Of Christmas...

Christmas is a time for debauchery and lots of alcohol-induced sexual experimentation… The 12 days of Christmas are supposed to be fun, but do you know what isn't fun? Thinking you have an STI...

That's one way to ruin the Christmas spirit, or two, depending on how active you've been...

Day 1

It's that time of year again and the silly season is in full swing. You're ready to go out and get off your face with the boys for the annual 12 pubs. Everyone's having a great time and you've just spotted a complete cracker across the room. Let the night begin...

Day 2

FML... My eyes are way too sensitive to light and I'm not moving for the foreseeable future, while I try to dilute my pickled liver. A Lucozade and a Pizza are on the way. Every cloud...

Day 3

Hang on, what is that itch? What the hell is that?! Something is wrong and you have no idea what the hell is going on. You're not ready for this and the two-day hangover isn't helping...

Day 4

Log on to LetsGetChecked to order a testing kit... better safe than sorry. At least there's no embarrassing visit to the clinic. Time to order the kit. What if your mum opens it? You can always say it's for one of the boys if she asks.

Day 5

It's arrived and no one suspects a thing. Time to get down to business...

Day 6

Done and dusted! That wasn't too bad. Time to send the jar to the lab... Now comes the anxious two-day wait.

Day 7-10

You'll be fine, nobody's going to die if you get an STI... But if the results come back positive, you're about to have one of the most awkward conversations ever...

Day 11

No STIs! Clean as a whistle, thank God for that... So easy and no one suspected a thing. Also, thankfully, no awkward conversations with the girl from last week. Now you can go out and have a bit of fun again...

Day 12

The weekend is back around and the boys are out again. Time to get back on the sauce...

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Ian is a contributing writer for CollegeTimes. He is currently partying his ass off for the Summer having spent the past 7 years at various colleges across the globe. While by no means an athlete, he considers himself a world class darts player... If you tweet him he will not respond.