Shitty Things Boyfriends Do That Drive Girlfriends Crazy

The facts are simple, we all start out life being carefree and really optimistic about what lies ahead.
You meet your first boyfriend. You assume he's a nice guy because you're a nice girl and deserve to be treated well.
Well it turns out you're wrong and actually he's an asshole and for that matter 'Michelle' is too.
These are the things he did that make you now paranoid that all guys are dicks:
He has too many female friends for your liking
He won't let you check his phone
He lies to you
He still needs guy's nights out even though he has you
He blatantly watches the girls squat in the gym
His dog is always there when you do it
He says Jennifer Lawrence is hot
You didn't get invited to his sister's communion
He talks to his mother too much
He wears cologne and his 'good' shirt when he's going out without you
He refuses to give you his email password
He doesn't' answer first ring.. and sometimes not at all
He hasn't proposed yet
If all the above apply to you then you need to get your head fixed kick him to the curb… and and keep looking for that perfect guy.. #He'sOutThere