How To Turn Your 1 Night Hook Up Into More

So you've gone back to 'Todd's'

The deed is done and it was all sorts of wonderful. Upon waking up the next day you can't stop looking at him. He's really F*ing Fit. He's also sound and his place is nice; messy but not dirty. He looks good with no top on, and then when he puts on a Hype TShirt, he becomes even hotter. You were thinking you needed to leave but on second (slightly hungover thought) you want to stay.

Here's how to overstay your welcome.

Make The Moves

Something got you here in the first place. Something happened last night. Use those skills for a second round and to keep yourself here longer. You know how it's done…

Take A Shower

Insist on needing to take a shower. This keeps you here longer. Maybe he will join you, maybe not, this allows you to freshen up all the same and plot your next move.

Befriend His Housemates

You know how it's done. Have the bants, suss out mutual friends and reminisce about the night before pre-arrival back at their mutual abode. Even if the guy you scored wants you to leave, sure you and his flatmates are thick as thieves and they want you to stay..

Make Tea, Toast & A Fry

Scour the fridge while he's in the shower. Anything fry-able, throw it on the cooker. He won't say no to a massive fry up especially when hungover…

Get Comfy On The Couch

If there's a match on you've struck gold. Insist on staying there and watching it. Make yourself comfortable on the couch. A match can last more than 2 hours, ample time for him to fall in love with you.

Pretend To Be Sick

Yes - you might be feeling a little dusty but pretending you are so sick you actually can't move buys you more time.

Do it…

Order Take Away

Before he has a chance to even think it through have the Dominoes app open and the food en route. This buys you at least another hour.

Waterworks

Worst case scenario drag up some sad story about your childhood. Tell him he's the only one you've been able to confide in in so long. If once the tears are flowing he still insists you leave, you are being forced to leave by a proper asshole.. Leave knowing he's not worth it.

Lastly

Insist On Wearing His Clothes Home.

You need to wear his tracksuit bottoms and hoodie home. Take the best ones you can find and he will want them back. You can wash them, spray them with your Flowerbomb and it guarantees another visit...