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He is really an average normal guy with blue eyes and loads of teeth and hair and skin and all that modern stuff. He always looks like he is on a boat and he gave up his job in cybergenics to go and plant trees in some fucking war-torn place and he has long lashes and can quote huge chunks of beaudolair as he stirs his cafe latte and he wrote a whole load of books and never told anyone which makes you doubly impressed when you find them in an airport and he played lead cello in the Bulgarian orchestra he is mysterious he can't call because he is smuggling vicrobian children over the border using his substantial inheritance and knowledge of land to air missile tactics and is involved in some underground documentary film group and will probably end up being killed in some tragic way for sedition.