No one ever said celebrities were smart. No one ever said they were like us. And certainly nobody expects them to name their children a reasonable name.
Take Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds for example. Perfectly normal couple right? #couplegoals right? WRONG. This celeb pair don't know how to name their offspring and in a state of confusion called their first daughter James and their second one Ines. You know, like Penis.
In the same vein (pun intended) we have decided to go on the hunt for the craziest celebrity baby names we could find and show the world that celebrities are not normal and never will be.
1. Seven Sirius
Son of: Erykah Badu and Andre Benjamin 3000)
Daughter of: Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher
Son of: Forest Whitaker
He also called his daughter True.
— Forest Whitaker (@ForestWhitaker) August 28, 2013
4. Buddy Bear
Son of: Jamie and Jools Oliver
They also have 4 other children named Daisy Boo, River Rocket, Poppy Honey and Petal Blossom.
5. Sunday Rose
Daughter of: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
6. Sparrow James Midnight
Son of: Nicole Richie and Joel Madden
7. Jameson Moon Hart
Son of: Pink and Carey Hart
8. Ode Mountain
Son of: Jena Malone
9. Memphis Eve
Daughter of: Bono
Son of: Jemaine Jackson
Daughter of: Spike Lee
12. Royal Reign
Daughter of: Lil Kim
Daughter of: Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna
14. Journey River
Son of: Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green
15. Cricket Pearl Silverstein
Daughter of: Busy Philipps and Marc Silverstein
I have no words.